And consists largely of keeping the wine glasses full and saying naughty but well-phrased things about the person who just left the room, but if you are in need of adult chatter feel free to call and I can sweep in. Once I'm there I can probably be talked into any low-skill tasks you might have at hand (fetching ice, changing light bulbs). Call or text!
Wenzel. You are a goober. I love you!